6. Thermostat Heating Rod
As you might know, there is no greater displeasure than putting your penis into a cold orifice. The Thermostat Heating Rod makes this a thing of the past. Just turn it on and stick it into the hole you mean to house your penis. It will then heat this till it is as comfy as you would like.
We like that this toy has a small form factor, is USB rechargeable, easy to use and control. Not to mention it is quite cheap. And that is why we are sure your penis will never forgive you if you don’t get one of these!
7. Pussy Pocket Moaning Vibrator
This sex toy is just like having a pussy of your own! You can pull it out anytime and anywhere and have sex with the sexiest miniature pussy in existence! It boasts a TPE build, has an adjustable suction cup, as well as multiple thrusting patterns and vibrating speeds.
It can also moan like a horny female whose pussy is having a taste of its first BBC! Needless to say, this is not the kind of sex toy for men you use in public and at full volume! We like that this sex toy is so easy to use, small, well made and can moan to beat Cain.
8. Lifelike Wet Pussy
Ever seen a real live wet pussy? No? Then you are just about to! This sex toy looks exactly like a wet pussy and we wouldn’t be surprised if the sight of it made you cum in your pants!
Designed by someone with a rad sense of humor and so soft and tight it should be outlawed, this sex toy plays for keeps! We like its size, its look, its simplicity and its assurance of cumming salvation!
9. 4-Inch Silicone Penis Sleeve
Penis sleeves are not a new thing, not by a long shot. This one can fit even the biggest mandigos. It even functions as a condom. It extends the length of the penis, while stimulating any pussy it dives into. We love that it is very cheap, effective and is just the thing to teach an arrogant pussy a thing or two!
10. Rotating Prostate Vibrator
Love prostate stimulation and want to send some Christmas vibes to that small pleasure-seeking walnut-sized organ? Then you are in luck! This rotating prostate vibrator does a nice job of massaging the prostate and persuading it of the importance of triggering orgasm after orgasm!
We like that this is curvy enough to function as a boomerang and is frightfully effective.
Conclusion
So, how many of the top 10 best sex toys for men listed above appealed to you? All of them, right? Don’t be shy, we know how freaky you love to be!
We don’t know about you but we are awfully thankful to be living in the 21st century. Sure, there’s global warming to worry about, but there are many benefits to living in the present age. Like being able to order sex toys online or even launch your own sex toy if you’re the creative type. The process takes seconds and the cum produced is bound to wipe all worries from your mind!
Want to fully explore your body? Need to know how to massively and repeatedly orgasm without actually cumming or losing that gargantuan erection? Or just feel like getting all freaky? Well, sex toys make all that and more possible.
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